Bay Area Bias

The Complete List of Everything I Hate at AT&T Park

AT&T Park is consistently ranked as one of the greatest sporting facilities in the history of the world. The Coliseum in Rome doesn’t even stand up to it. Literally, it is falling apart. Only the coliseum in Oakland is in worse shape. AT&T Park offers things that other stadiums, parks, arenas, coliseums, and sandlots just cannot. Well at least not with the same perfect combination of architectural perfection, waterfront location, and “not a bad seat in the house”-ness.

But like that girl you met/fell in love with Saturday night at the bachelor party, only to wake up Sunday with your wallet empty and your shoes still on, nothing is perfect. Here is the complete list of things I hate about AT&T Park. Please feel free to add your own.
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1) Fist Pump Cam

Last week when the world was ending, the major consoling thought in my mind and soul was that the Fist Pump Cam would cease to exist. Sure it’s loud, annoying and sneaks “San Francisco” in to the lyrics, but I just want it to go away. Stick with the Kiss Cam, bring back that guy in the argyle sweater for the Carlton Cam, but please, let’s lay this one to rest.

2) … Actually that’s all I have on my list.

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